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Originally Posted by Sugarberry

12. PRIDE & PREJUDICE ...that's all I have to say about that (I mean, that should speak for itself and it's even more impressive if he has read the book).

14. Learn to dance! There is nothing sexier than a man that can dance really well. If God did not bless you with the grace of Fred Astaire, at least put forth the effort, it will be greatly appreciated.

17. Pretend to throw her in the pool (or fountain/pond). She'll fight you, but seccretly she loves it. If you really do throw her in, you better jump in yourself. **NOTE** There are some women who just hate this, so you had better do two things: 1) Never allow your buddies be a part of it if you're unsure of how she feels about getting thrown in and 2) You had better know how she feels about it!

19. LOOK IN HER EYES, NOT AT HER CHEST!!!!!

22. Don't call her hot, call her beautiful because that's what she is.

33. At least do everything in your power to keep cursing to a minimum while around her. If you can, cut it out period while around her, or cut it out of your vocabulary. Women don't want to hear it, guys don't care about it, adults don't want to hear it, it doesn't impress employers, and you sure won't want your children or someone else to hear it!

the ones I don't agree with