Re: The Official JOKE Thread
(I think this was posted before islamica crashed)
A Teacher lecturing on population: "In India, after every 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a kid."
A Sardar stands up and says "We must find & stop her!"
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A companion of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: "The Prophet asked us to do seven things: to visit the sick, to follow funeral processions, to seek God's mercy for someone who sneezes, to return greetings, to help those who are wronged, to accept invitations, and to fulfill our oaths and promises."
Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 3, Hadith 625
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