this was a few years ago...
coworker: I want to make you guys some of my beef stir fry... there's this halal meat store by my house, I could get the meat from there.
me: ooh. you know what you should do? You should go in there and ask them for halal pork.
coworker: yeah, and then act all confused and belligerent when they don't let me have any.
me: and then one day this story about how a non-Muslim was asking for halal pork will end up in an email forward....
both of us:
