Re: The Official JOKE Thread
A Harvard man and a Yale man are at the urinal. They finish and zip up.
The Harvard man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Yale man immediately makes for the exit.
The Harvard man says, "At Hah-vahd they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate."
The Yale man replies, "At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands."
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