[shadha]

Jamroll: Well, I just brought you on tell you a secret...

You know I luurve you right? *sniff*
You know I would NEVER do anything to hurt you, right? *wipes tear*
I would never intentionally do anything to break your heart, right? *lip quivers*

Well, I slept with your brother, and your daddy, and your grandpappy, all at the same time, when you got up to go to the bathroom, during the commercial breaks.

Oh, and by the way, I'm not sure if DeShawn and ShaniQwa are yours. I'm sorry, baby, you know I'd never do anything to hurt you, right?

(Exit stage left)

(crowd screams)

These are her confessions...


shadha-