our neighbor "maulana uncle" told us this joke:
there was a sardar on the beach relaxing. He didnt know english. A gora came upto him and asked him, "Relaxing?"
"nahi, main mangal singh," the sardar replied...the gora leaves and another gora comes and asks him, "relaxing?"
the sardar replies..."nahi, bhai, main mangal singh hoon". the gora leaves..and yet another gora comes and asks him the same question, "relaxing?"
at the this the sardar angrily replies, "NAHI MANGAL SINGH! MANGAL!!"
the gora leaves, but mangal singh is reeealllly pissed off...so he gets up from the spot he was lying at and starts walking around to relax somewhere else...suddenly he spots another sardar lying on the beach...he goes upto him and asks him, "relax singh?"
the other sardar smiles and replies, "yeah, beautiful weather, isnt it?"
at this mangal singh kicked the second sardar real hard and said, "tu ithay para hai, banday tujay uthay dhoondh rahay hain!"
