02-11-2008, 09:04 AM
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Re: paternity tests
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Originally Posted by zakk
why wait? you can get in utero paternity testing done these days. That way even your faithful wife will have plenty of time to send all the baby stuff to her new apartment. And your unfaithful wife will have the peace of mind knowing that she can still carry on with her business, bc, hey, at least the kid is yours and you'll never suspect otherwise. Of course, knowing you, even if the kid is yours, I'm sure you'll have the foresight to have her under 24 hour surveillance. yummy.
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Hmm, I did not know that. They sound pretty useful. I wonder why they don't use those on Maury or Jeremy Kyle. 
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