[socceroni67]

Originally Posted by Wolfn

Because you're a blond too. (You just got served!)





It starts to rain very hard, and a flood forms. A man goes to the roof of his house. After awhile, a boat comes and a man in the boat says "we've come to rescue you". The man replies "God will save me". The boat leaves. Another boat comes. The man in the boat says "we've come to help you", and the man replies "No thanks, God will save me". The boat leaves. One more boat comes, and the man in the boat says "the water is getting higher, let us help you", and the man replies "God will save me". The boat leaves

A little while later, the water rises and the man drowns. When he gets to heaven, he sees God and he asks "What happened? I waited, but you never saved me".

God replies "I sent you three boats, what more did you want?"

wtf?
i don't get it

1. i'm a guy
2.my hair is black
3.you suck
4.jk about #4
5.bbbyyyyeee!!!!!!