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Originally Posted by AM415
Credit goes to Salika for finding this joke:
A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over on something and falls. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says: " oh thank you, you have saved my life i'll do anything for you.." the man says: okay then sleep with me, so she says: "You pig!! never!!" so the man says okay and he drops her,, so she is falling and screaming ,, and so a german man catches her this time,, so she tells him " oh thank you,, you have saved my life , i 'll do anything for you.." the man says : okay sleep with me..she says : "You pig !! never !!" he says fine and he drops her again..so she is falling and thinking that it would have been better if she slept with one of the guys instead of dying... so a muslim man catches her from his balcony .. she says : "oh thank you!! u saved my life!! i will sleep with you!!" The muslim man replies: ASTAQfirullah and drops her...
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LOL! That's a good one. I've been telling people that one all weekend.
Okay I got one:
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad with him.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.