Re: The Official JOKE Thread
Credit goes to Salika for finding this joke:
A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over on something and falls. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says: " oh thank you, you have saved my life i'll do anything for you.." the man says: okay then sleep with me, so she says: "You pig!! never!!" so the man says okay and he drops her,, so she is falling and screaming ,, and so a german man catches her this time,, so she tells him " oh thank you,, you have saved my life , i 'll do anything for you.." the man says : okay sleep with me..she says : "You pig !! never !!" he says fine and he drops her again..so she is falling and thinking that it would have been better if she slept with one of the guys instead of dying... so a muslim man catches her from his balcony .. she says : "oh thank you!! u saved my life!! i will sleep with you!!" The muslim man replies: ASTAQfirullah and drops her...
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A companion of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: "The Prophet asked us to do seven things: to visit the sick, to follow funeral processions, to seek God's mercy for someone who sneezes, to return greetings, to help those who are wronged, to accept invitations, and to fulfill our oaths and promises."
Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 3, Hadith 625
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