Re: The Official JOKE Thread
This man calls 911 all frantic "Help me, my friend and I went hunting and he accidently got shot and I think hes dead. What should I do?" "Calm down," said the dispatcher "first make sure that he is dead." So the man says, "Just a second." There is silence on the phone and suddenly a loud gunshot is heard. The man then asks the operator, "Okay, now what?"
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A companion of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: "The Prophet asked us to do seven things: to visit the sick, to follow funeral processions, to seek God's mercy for someone who sneezes, to return greetings, to help those who are wronged, to accept invitations, and to fulfill our oaths and promises."
Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 3, Hadith 625
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