Re: The Official JOKE Thread
So a speaker's talking at an all-blond convention. "I'm going to disprove the Dumb Blonde theory today" he said. With that he grabbed a random blonde from the audience and asked her "whats 32+21?" The blonde said "44?" and the speaker said..no. To this, the audience replied "give her another chance!" so he said "Fine, whats 14+10." "20?" "no," said the speaker. The audience yelled out "Give her another chance!" So the speaker decided to ask her one more question. "ok then, whats 2+2?" The blond thought long and hard and said "I dont know...um...4?" To which the auidence replied "Give her another chance"
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A companion of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: "The Prophet asked us to do seven things: to visit the sick, to follow funeral processions, to seek God's mercy for someone who sneezes, to return greetings, to help those who are wronged, to accept invitations, and to fulfill our oaths and promises."
Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 3, Hadith 625
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