Hey hey,
Post all your favourite gags.
Funny, witty, lame, corny. All jokes welcome (but keep them clean please... well, as clean as possible).
Okay, I'll start with an oldie but a goodie:
What do you call a bald Pakistani?
Iqbal.
Baddum-tish!

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