Wow, you all have some mean parents.
Mine always threatened to do some of these things. Burn my clothes if I didn't pick them up, etc, etc. But nothing like that ever came to be.
Instead, my mom just lectures us about how much we suck.
"You sleep all day and stay up all night and do nothing to help out around here!"
And when I go out: "You and all your friends are useless, useless kids who don't have anything to keep busy with."
