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over here you take words and make up your own descriptions

such as

COLLEGE: a period of time lasting four years beginning soon after one legally reaches adulthood (18) during which procrastination and slacker skills are strenghtened. this convenient onset of a delay into adulthood and maturity serves as a safety cushion and comfort zone for people who may never end up gaining actual independance from a glossy piece of expensive paper with a decorated border and acknowledgement via a signature from someone with atrocious cursive handwriting