ok here's the issue
the woman is constantly eating mints..but the problem is that her breath still stinks
things i think might be the issue
tooth decay or
neglect of oral hygeine or
not using a tongue scraper
or eating crap or eating crap that lacks fiber or eating crap with fiber but eating more crap
so basically, her stomach is full of crap and theres so much of it that it's an annoyance to the world when she opens her mouth
or not drinking enough water
i really think it's the eating crap issue.
so basically. should i give her an anonymous hygeine care package for christmas? SURELY, muslims must be allowed to give christmas gifts for reasons such as this one. anyways...i was thinking i'd put FLAX SEED, a tongue scraper, perfume and a gift certificate for 10 visits to the best dentist in the world..
except dentists dont have gift certs
