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Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah
That guarantee isn't worth the pile of fecal matter in your cranium that you try to pawn off as a brain. My body fat percentage is way less than yours because I ain't some excessively obese samosa-and-gulabjamun chomping Memon who waddles around like a duck.
Bring it. The difference between me and you is I have more muscular legs [years of biking uphill, thanks] and better abs [50 crunches a night, solid].
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More muscular legs.. from biking uphill? ***** please. I can squat 400 lbs.
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Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah
That sounds more like the inflatable blow-up I hear you keep doing these days [not getting any huh?] but ...
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I'm married, alhamdulillah. I'm guessing you're projecting, re: the inflatable blow up doll.
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Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah
Oh wait, no it isnt.
Duh. Please see the first sentence I wrote in this post.
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Well, hey, if you think you've got a shot, I'll be at RIS - we can always set up a friendly sparring session at a nearby gym. We can even wear 16 oz gloves and headgear, for your sake.
We could go to 10 oz gloves and no headgear, but you'll have to sign a waiver.
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Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah
Asking questions like that is like asking a highschooler to recite the alphabet.
Asking questions like that and the others that you did a cut-and-paste job on, to a Cisco engineer, is even more laughable.
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None of those questions were a cut and paste job. One of them was actually a pretty complex operating systems kernel question (if read by someone with any technical ability).
Nice duck, though.
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Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah
I still have the score from my last Cisco exam - 930 / 1000 - which has to be done every two years. I answer to Cisco on this, and not to some fat memon, thanks.
(Nice try anyways, but you still fail.)
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Cisco has a million certs. If you actually had one, you'd be aware of that and specify instead of just saying "Cisco exam." Either way, I guarantee you don't have the only one that matters (CCIE).
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Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah
The only reason why you would take a shower three times a day in chilly weather is because at the age of 27, you still soil your pants daily because of really horrible bladder control and constant diarrhea from all that crap you eat.
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Hey, at the age of 27, unlike you, I've at least still got a full head of thick hair (alh).
The only time I've demonstrated bad bladder control is when I've been pissing all over your posts in this thread.
.. and the crap I eat? Shall I quote some of your posts where you drool over the foods that contribute to your jowls & gut? At least when I eat a large pizza, my body synthesizes the protein and I build some muscle
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If you want to impress me, try wearing some pads and use some Pepto-Bismol, thanks.
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That impresses you, eh? I'll let your next rishta know.
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Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah
Pssst. (*whispers*)
Between me and you, you know it wasn't me who went off about how he chooses nothing less than Brooks Brothers. But don't worry dude! That'll be your little secret! And I won't tell anyone.
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That doesn't even make sense. Brooks Brothers is quality, but they're not exactly the choice of metrosexuals. It's uncle-gear for work.
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Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah
I don't call people metro, and what other people call me just flies over my head like a 747.
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Kind of like basic math. But the fact that you're not able to grasp it doesn't change the reality.
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 I think we both know that I get by quite nicely, alhamdulillaah. So stop posing. |
I didn't say you didn't
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Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah
I own the Moon AND I'm the President of Mars.
Next.
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Yeh mera baap ka aasman hai.