LOL, yeah, those are pretty funny. I've also heard a variation of the second one where there's a psychiatrist and a pathologist (no GP). The psychiatrist doesn't shoot the duck because he starts saying "well, it looks like a duck, but does it
feel like a duck?" And after shooting, the surgeon asks the pathologist what he shot.
Another one:
How do you hide money from an Internist? Put it under a dressing.
How do you hide money from a Surgeon? Put it in the chart.
How do you hide money from an Orthopedic Surgeon? Put it in a book without pictures.
How do you hide money from a Plastic Surgeon? You can’t.
