[shsh]

Originally Posted by RestlessSoul

background: a local desi restaurant recently closed their chicago branch for remodeling. my cousin and I were driving looking for a place to eat, and we weren't sure if they had opened back up or not, so we decided to call their number to check.

restaurant employee: Hello, this is Italian Express Bolingbrook (a suburb >30 miles away).
cousin: bolingbrook? we dialed your chicago location's number.
employee: Oh, the number has been rerouted. our chicago branch is closed until next month.
me (leaning over and yelling into the phone): But do you still deliver to chicago?

do they?