My 9 year old neice talking about her school friends:
Her: You know zoe?
Me: No
Her: She doesn' t like pork or ham or sausages..
Me (half jokingly): Tell her to become Muslim
Her (totally serious): I already did
Me: Oh. What did she say?
Her: Unfortunately, her mum's Christian.
Not really funny, but I totally wasnt expecting her to say that
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