Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
my sister: wow, ____ is now studying to be an Aalim and ___ started wearing the hijab?
me: yeah
my sister: things have changed so much since I left
me: yeah, for the good...make the connection?
and an old classic one:
brother: I have to memorize the periodic table
dad: You should get help from your brother, hes smart
brother: Hes not smart, and I can do it myself
me: Dude, listen to your dad...I'm smarter than you'll ever be
brother: oh yeah? Then whats Mt?
me: your head.
dad: 
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A companion of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: "The Prophet asked us to do seven things: to visit the sick, to follow funeral processions, to seek God's mercy for someone who sneezes, to return greetings, to help those who are wronged, to accept invitations, and to fulfill our oaths and promises."
Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 3, Hadith 625
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