[sally]

This isn't very funny. But neither are more than 3/4ths of the posts in here.

We went to Party City for Mehendi/Henna party supplies. I was with my friends British cousin who's visiting and we were extremely sleep deprived and absolutely loaded with work needing to be done and most of all, hungry.

Myself to the cashier: Do you guys have paan leaves? Please tell me you have paan leaves. I don't want to go to anymore stores.

Her: Umm, what?

Me: Ok never mind, bye.

We left the store and were cracking up because her facial expression was priceless. It was pretty dark outside and there was maybe like one more couple in the parking lot who gave us the weirdest looks known to mankind. So we get in and the cashier lady comes running. I'm thinking, what the heck? My friend rolled down her window and the lady just handed her her cellphone that she forgot inside.