Quote:
Originally Posted by heba
him: so are you married?
me: no
him: me neither. wanna get married?
me: no
him: wanna marry my son?
me: no.
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oh hell no
i'd totally go off
ok this isn't really a conversation
but yesterday i went grocery shopping with my mother and grandmother,
as we were walking out, a man was walking in so he held opened the door for us.
i was in front, so he looked at me first.
him: Hi there..
(he
winked )
me: thank you.
him: how are you *moves eyebrows up and down*
me: *i walk faster*
so then he looks at my grandmother who is walking out the door next
him: hi mama
.
her: *confused look*
him: how are you
her: fine...thank you..
men
.