[heba]

today at work some old ass arabic fob man sees my name tag (this convo was in arabic but ill translate)

him: heba..youre arabic?
me: yes..
him: from where?
me: lebanon
(proceeds to ask a million questions about my village and last name and typical arab stuff)
him: so are you married?
me: no
him: me neither. wanna get married?
me: no
him: wanna marry my son?
me: no.
him: wanna go back to beirut with me?
me: no
him: are u gunna marry from lebanon or canada
me: i dunno
him: marry someone from lebanon
me: no

etc etc..
he was creepy. my manager had to save me lol