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Old 11-11-2007, 03:38 PM
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Default Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations

assalamu alaykum

an ex flatmate I still stay with every week. I bought some babybells (plastic coated cheese)and in the taxi home from the trainstation i was getting her to try one.



M: oOO...I tried these before but they didn't taste good.

Z: Are you kidding? They're tasty, try one.

M: Really? Hmmm...maybe something was wrong with the other one.

*begins opening the babybell

M: So I eat the red bit, right? I just bite into it?

Z: *smuffles laughter in the darkness of the taxi * Yeah miss, just bite into it.

M: Smells knda plasticy, this is the bit that didn't taste good before

Z:

*M moves plastic closer and closer to mouth*


Then I kindly stop her from consuming the plastic. haha. Such a bimbo sometimes masha Allah.
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