Remember this thread?
So today, I walk into the pharmacy and there's this guy there. Mid-40s. I'd mention his ethnicity too, but I dunno if it's relevant.
Anyway, so he looks me up and down, grins and then goes: "It's my birthday."
Me: Oh, is it? Happy birthday.
Him: I want a present.
Me: Awww, didn't you get any?
Him: No, I want one from you.
Me:
Okay, what do you want?
Him: Anything you wanna give me.
Me: You're funny.
Bye now.
So I just ignored him and started talking to the pharmacist. Then he finally left. She was like "What was up with that guy?" Weirdo.
