[Bluestar]

She fished in her bag, pushing through old tissues, receipts, furry boiled sweets and a laddered pair of pop socks, and brought out her hand mirror. God, it was worse than she'd imagined. The cruel magnifying glass made each pore look like a lunar crater. There it was, the rugged terrain of her face, dustbowls under her eyes, mountains of whiteheads around her nose and a healthy thicket of black bristles sprinkling her chin

Life isn't all Haa Haa Hee Hee - Meera Syal.