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Originally Posted by Safia
We put a mattress set in the newspaper and this lady called asking about it:
Lady: Oh ok, and what kind of shape is it in?
Me: Uhh, don't mattresses usually come in the same size?  *remembers seeing round beds on TV*  ...It's rectangular  .
Lady:  Oh no, sweetie, I meant is it in good condition?
D'oh  . |
that reminds me of this one time in the grocery store. There was a guy with a cheese display, you know cheese samples for tasting:
me: Oh, cheese samples. What kind of cheese do you have?
guy: It's from cows