Re: Cracked Out Real Life Conversations
Security: My memory is bad. For me, a week is two days ago. Then there's the weekend, that really messes me up.
Me: Well, lay off the alcohol. It kills memory cells. Of course, I don't know why I'm telling you this because you're only going to forget it anyway.
Security: You're right!.... Anyway, you're going to the thirtieth floor.
Me: Thanks. Now what were we talking about again?
Security: Baseball.
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We despise all reverences and all the objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our own list of sacred things. And yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy to us.
Mark Twain
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