[ShotgunMessiah]

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I like Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many *****es have I slapped? Zero.
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance
My Grandma's from France so maybe I'm wack cause my skin ain't black
But you can't talk smack cause whitey just struck back