I was returning some shoes today and I saw these women locking up the store:
Me: ohh you guys are closed already?
Girl 1: yeah we close at 7
Girl 2: what did you need?
Me: I wanted to return something
Girl 1: return something?
Me: yeah these shoes *holds out bag*
Girl 2:

the shoe store is over THERE *points*
I looked up at the sign and it said OPTOMETRIST and then I realized the girls were wearing SCRUBS
