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Typical Interview Questions & How NOT to Answer:
Why do you want this job?
I'm broke as hell, and every other job has turned me down, so I'm desperate for you to hire me. BTW, what is that you're wearing, it smells divine.

What qualities do you think you will need?
Uhh... what qualities do you need? I'm sure whatever they are, I can learn them well enough not to get fired for 6 months if you hire me.

What will you bring to the job?
I'll shower every day, and wear clean clothes every day. Since the doctor gave me this new medication, I've been much better.

Why do you want to work for this company?
I don't really, but hey, everyone needs money right?

What interests you about our products?
You have products? Really? Tell me about them!

What can we offer that your last job didnt?
Job security? A big fat paycheck so I can pay alimony to my hoebag ex-wife.

Tell me about yourself.
Well, I'm recently single, handsome, and I'm free Friday night if you're interested.

What about the position do you like?
Position? Well, missionary is my favorite, but I'm game for anything. What position are we talking about?

Give me an example of a time you helped someone?
There was this one dude outside the grocery store begging for money, I gave him $10, and the rest of my chicken dinner.

Why are you leaving your current job (if relevant)?
I'm currently unemployed.

Name 3 good things and 3 bad things about yourself.
I'm tall, handsome, and the ladies tell me I'm good in bed.

Can you work under pressure and meet deadlines?
Sure, especially if meeting the deadline will get me a raise or bonus of some kind.

What sort of pay would you expect?
How much do you make?

What was the last film you saw?
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