Re: Is Jamroll gay?
I'm sure LegalEagle is a wonderful and highly competent lawyer, but for the purposes of this suit our lead counsel will be Jinnz A. Man.
Jinnz A. Man is a new rookie lawyer who has been lauded for his brilliance and persuasion, and criticised for his mental instability. His courtroom antics have been highly controversial - on one occassion he called a judge a Eurocentric hegemonist, on another he jumped up on the judge's bench, pointed his finger at the judge screaming "You're fired!". But his brilliant powers of deduction and persuasive arguments have wowed friends and critics alike - he once managed to get an alleged murderer off death row simply by playing "Baby Got Back" to a jury, until they were convinced that given that Baby did indeed have back, the murder never took place in the first place.
The main thrust of the Jinnz A. Man case will be: "That Jamroll, he ain't gay, he GAYJAY!!!!!"
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