This isn't cracked out, it's just embarrassing and proves my prejudice. So this morning, while walking to the subway, I spot a guy getting out of his yellow pickup truck. He is a skin-head with tattos, and looks like a neo-nazi.
As always, I'm running late, so I'm carrying my keys and cellphone in one hand, and my lunch in the other, and I'm thinking just move past the guy quickly. I hurry past him, but after five minutes I see the guy running after me. I freak out, seriously, and start walking even faster. It's around 6am, so there are very few people outside.
neonazidude: HEY YOU, WAIT!!!
I think to myself, if you die you die, it's all in the hands of Allah. I turn to him and he goes:
"Miss, you dropped your keys"
Well, lesson for the day, stop being paranoid
