[shadha]

Vari: I'm just glad you didn't burst into flames.

Me too.

Oki, so I'm busy texting friends while driving home from work tonight. I get a message from one of my male friends. It came out the other week that he has a huge crush on me-- all this time I thought he was gay and was going to open up to me about it.

Anyway, I got a text from him that read:

"I'M GONNA GO DOWN ON YOU AND MAKE YOU SO HAPPY, THEN I'M GONNA COME BACK UP AND **** YOU REAL GOOD! sincerely yours : GAS PRICES!"

I'm not going to lie, I got ticked off in a quickness. Go ahead and crush but don't send me such a vugler text message. You're not my husband. So before replying to him, I read it again and I'm like oh wait and I read it again and then I'm like...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Of course I passed it on, these are four of my favorite replies:

1.) Eww lol [I don't think she ever did catch onto the joke lol]
2.) Why u gotta be such a tease ms. prices???
3.) Im half asleep readin dat n im lik wtf til i read da whole thing lol...
4.) OOO MANNN THUGGG GOTT ME ALL PUMPED UP THERE TILL I HIT THE LAST SENTENSE LOL!




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