[Jamroll]

Salam,

By the power vested in me by my ridiculous amount of rep points, I decree that girls are hereby banned from making stupid threads.

The reasons are as follows:

* Girls can't make good stupid threads
* They make stupid threads which make no sense whatsoever even in an alternate dimension
* They are girls
* Girls have cooties

As a case in point, look at the thread made by Sapphire about polywotsit, or the thread made by sally about a gas pump blowing up in her face. It makes no sense. if a gas pump blew up in her face, how is she typing out a thread about it five minutes later. Is her face made of titanium or something?!

In comparison look at my awesome GayJay thread. Case closed, I think you'll agree.

So in conclusion, girls, stick to threads about moaning complaining and cooking, or whatever else it is you do all day.

Boys, you do the stupid threads.

End of transmission.