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Originally Posted by new_muslimah
I've started avoiding people cause it's gotten so bad. A friend of mine gave him my number and he started calling me all the time "just to say hello" and when I told him to stop, he started "texting me just to say hello"
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LOL WTH! so you ask a brother to stop calling you and it's okay to text
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Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo
Male interpretation of female greeting:
Hi = you are cute, lets be haram and date
Salam = I'm interested in marrying you, please call me so I can set up a meeting with my parents
Salam Alaikum = lets start planning our wedding now
As-salaam alaikum wa rahmatullah wa barakatuh = OMG I think I'm gunna we myself I'm so hot for you, and wanna jump into your pants RIGHT NOW!!! Someone call the imam IMEDIATELY before I commit zina with you!
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this is the second time today i've wanted to rep you but couldn't. choto you rock
