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Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo
Male interpretation of female greeting:
Hi = you are cute, lets be haram and date
Salam = I'm interested in marrying you, please call me so I can set up a meeting with my parents
Salam Alaikum = lets start planning our wedding now
As-salaam alaikum wa rahmatullah wa barakatuh = OMG I think I'm gunna we myself I'm so hot for you, and wanna jump into your pants RIGHT NOW!!! Someone call the imam IMEDIATELY before I commit zina with you!
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I like my version better. thankyouverymuch.
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