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Originally Posted by new_muslimah
Does salam mean "will you marry me" these days?????  Alhamdulillah, I should be grateful and maybe when I'm 40 and wrinkled I'll want these proposals.....but when does EVERYTHING have to be about marriage and finding a husband ALL THE TIME!!!!!!! |
Male interpretation of female greeting:
Hi =
you are cute, lets be haram and date
Salam =
I'm interested in marrying you, please call me so I can set up a meeting with my parents
Salam Alaikum =
lets start planning our wedding now
As-salaam alaikum wa rahmatullah wa barakatuh =
OMG I think I'm gunna wet myself I'm so hot for you, and wanna jump into your pants RIGHT NOW!!! Someone call the imam IMEDIATELY before I commit zina with you!
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In other news, I had a meeting with my major professor today. Looks like I'm only going to be going half-time fall semester. I should be grateful, becuase inshallah that means they will pay me SOMETHING. However, the reduction in my pay means that I will have to apply for a student loan to cover the extra expenses of baby etc.
