if it is true homeboy. you get a cookie.
if it is wrong. you get a danda.
if you're playing a prank, then you get a unda

*attempts*
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"Since love first made the chest an instrument Of fierce lamenting,
by its flame my heart Was molten to a mirror,
like a rose I pluck my chest apart,
that I may hang This mirror in your sight." M Iqbal (ra)