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Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah
Oh and if she's the kinda sock that thinks that she should be a shoe instead and wants me to put my shoe on first and then sh wants to go on top of the shoe, thinking she's big and bad enough to take on all the dirt and asphalt then uh, maybe washing her will come sooner  |
This metaphor is getting a little long.
But yes, I think I would marry a sock. as long as it had a beard and was NOT a gym sock. I also prefer fair-coloured ones with the penchant for making oodles of lint (i.e. cash).