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Originally Posted by the_only_one
well. there's no questions about it. if my wife can't cook. then she'll be granted life imprisonment by default; a portion of her sentence will be served in kitchen-making mutton biryani (my fav) and a portion can be served in the community tea-house of perfect wives-where she'll learn how to brew proper masala-e-dar chai. and since she's last of her kind this makes her illeligible for parole. there's no way out of this: b/c i've our marriage contract hidden in our master bedroom and taken all the qadis' as hostages. muahahaha. 
*exists*
all hail prince luke.  |
this convinces me that I am just not cut out for marriage--hehe--for those who think I am being over-dramatic, I was quoting my mother.
but then again she doesn't know about my 8 wives BWHAHAHAHHAA MWHAHHAHAHAHHA
