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Originally Posted by Rida
who was a horrible cook? (aimed at guys mostly, but it could apply to women as well)
i'm bored... 
Wassalaam |
well. there's no questions about it. if my wife can't cook. then she'll be granted life imprisonment by default; a portion of her sentence will be served in kitchen-making mutton biryani (my fav) and a portion can be served in the community tea-house of perfect wives-where she'll learn how to brew proper masala-e-dar chai. and since she's last of her kind this makes her illeligible for parole. there's no way out of this: b/c i've our marriage contract hidden in our master bedroom and taken all the qadis' as hostages. muahahaha.
*exists*
all hail prince luke.
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