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Originally Posted by sixpakistan
Great. Now I'm being excluded even in hypothetical situations.  Whatever, dude.
J-Trinity sounds like a female rapper. |
Nonsense. Have you not read the prophecies of the old sage?
The prophecy of the old sage of Islamica tells that the time will come when the Islamicans will be united under the power balance of the J-Trinity, and there will be ten thousand posts of golden rule known as the Golden J Era.
Then there will come a time where the unity of the J-Trinity will begin to crack, and it has been foretold that this will be because of three things before three things:
That one J will be led astray into battling with the groups among the groups, and this will take him away from the Trinity, and he will wander the wilderness of al-Internet fighting here and there, chasing enemies, but finding only shadows.
That another J will be taken and elevated to a position of great authority but that he will be led astray in battling with the mischief makers, the muTrolliyyah, and the muTeeni al-Bopperiyyah.
That the third J will be led away from the J-Trinity in a fruitless pursuit of Law-Bah, and will spend his days spouting strange words from a far off land like hegemony and existenialismistopathy.
The J-Trinity will dissolve, and this will be followed by many thousand posts of Jahiliyyah and Ramboiyyah. It will be a time of great fitnah and fasad, and the people will run from one place to the other, fighting amongst themselves about frivolous issues. There will be confusion and darkness, and the forces of Shaytaan will be the third amongst every gathering.
Then, when all hope has been lost, the J will return from the wilderness, and the people will rejoice, and this will be the start of the era of reconstruction. Eventually the J-Trinity will be restored, and balance and harmony will exist in all places and all times.