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Old 05-09-2008, 09:55 AM
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Default Re: The TEACHING Thread

So anyways I dont know how we got on to this topic but

Do you drink?
No
Why not?
I'm not allowed.
But you can drink out of school though.....
No I mean, I cant because its my religion
Oh what religion are you
I'm Muslim
Do you smoke?
No
Do you smoke weed?
No
We do
Ok
So youve never drunk?
No
How old are you?
20
Youve never tasted it?
No
WHOA imagine thaaa, twenny an' she's never drunk
I dont want to though
Whaaaa?! I can imagine 'er, tastes it an she's laike ahhh *imitates drunk person*
So if you drink is it like a diss to your religion
What do you mean?
She means like, izit against your religon like
Yeah
So are you allowed to do anyfink like? Can you swear in your religion?
Your not meant to, no.
Do you swear?
Rarely
If you dropped sumfing like wud you be like oh ****!
Probably
*boy gets out injection thingy*
You ever seen ahh before?
No
Oh he's gunna stab imself withaah
It's drugs irriz.
No its not shes jokin its for diabetes.
Thought so.

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