[shadha]

I'm at a bridal shower last night for a sister who is getting married.

Little girl age 5: CAN I HAVE SODA?!?!?
Her grandmother: No, we're getting ready to go.
Me: *smiles at the little girl*
Little girl age 5: I went to your marriage!
Me: Awwww yeah you did go to my wedding.
Little girl age 5: Eh. You have a HUSBAND???
Me: Yeah......I do...
Little girl age 5: DO YOU SLEEP WITH HIM?!?!
Me: Ummm ughh yeah
Little girl age 5: YOU DO?!?! IN THE SAME BED?!!??!?!
Me: Oh my god!!
Her grandmother: Oh lord, can someone PLEASE get this child some soda?!
Little girl age 5: Yay! Soda! *runs off to find a cup*
Me: *cheeks on fire*
Her grandmother:


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