when i was a kid...
STORY TIME
i remembered the funniest thing in the world that happened to me today soooooooo i have to share it with the entire world
SO like, i was 7 or 8. at my cousins house. we're playing DAVE. this old school computer game. does anyone remember it btw? if you do, find me somewhere i can play it online thnx.
anyway we stopped playing for a little bit. my cousin leaves the room, and a few minutes later, while im staring at the screen, the (customized) screen saver comes on. there's black background, blood red text scrolling horizontally. i began to read
it said something like this:
ATTENTION: THIS COMPUTER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. PLEASE TAKE PROPER PRECAUTIONS AND SAFETY MEASURES. LOOK FOR THE NEAREST EXIT. 59...58...57..56
as soon as i read that, my eyes welled up..felt the biggest lump in my throat. big fat tears started to make their way down my cheeks and i started to panic like crazy. wow, the anxiety. i left the room, walked across the hallway to the other room where i found my cousins and was like, APA, APA (big sister) the....computer...is going to burst...and i was stuttering and wailing.
THE ADULTS HAD THE BIGGEST LAUGH OF THEIR LIFE.
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