[vegetables]

scene: I'm in my room studying. my brother knocks on the door (he wants to play wc3 on my PC)

<knock knock>

Me: Yes?
Him: Sir, I'm doing a door to door study on I Can't Believe Its Not Butter. Can I ask you a few questions?
Me: Sure. Go ahead I can hear you fine.
Him: Sir, this is interview must be face to face.
Me: My face is ugly. Go away.
Him: My ugly tolerance is extremely high.
Me: Go away.

two seconds later
<knock knock>
Him in a feminine voice: girl scout cookies


This is what I deal with pretty much every day.