[thejellymill]

I think I'm a man..

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

Your last name stays put.

i still have mine

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

i hardly did anything besides wardrobe and showing up

Chocolate is just another snack.

I have a chocolate stash

Same work, more pay.

I dont HAVE to work, that's my husband's responsibility

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Is my husband a woman?

One mood all the time.

i disagree. men are moody creatures...at least a lot of them are. (my husband, dad, brother, cousin and brother-in-law are great examples)

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

hmmm not always. him: me:

You know stuff about tanks.

hahahaha he hardly knows anything about cars, hahahahahaha

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

oh please. He has 2 pairs of JUST bball shoes...

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

untrue. Ironing is one of the top priorities.

You can play with toys all your life.

one word: Wii.

We both play it.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

And often they will be much crappier and less thoughtful gifts than what your wife/girlfriend/fiance got.