[MossadConspiracy]

My Realm

When you see me smash somebody's skull
you enjoy it.
How dare they challenge me with their somewhat primitive skills?
They're just as good as dead.
My power is discombobulatingly devastating;
I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force.
It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.


Julius

One morning
I woke up and found my favorite pigeon Julius
had died.
I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him.
I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something
I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher.
I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand
he was out cold
convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.